Fortunately, Unfortunately

[mylaiva]

Unfortunately, her husband also let the lady next door have a "few extra screws" too, lol

 

[Aquilah]

Fortunately, his wife didn't really care.

 

[mylaiva]

Unfortunately, her husband cared and he's PISSED

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately, he is a 90lb wimp

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, he has a killer dog named Cujo.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately Cujo is on a big chain in the back yard

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, the chain is long and reaches all the way to the next door lady's front door so she is trapped inside.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately for the neighbor there is a back door

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, there is a bag of flaming poo on the back door step.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately there is a fire extinguisher handy

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, there is still a bag of poo on the back door step.

 

[Guenevere]

Fortunately, the neigbor is a championship long jumper and can leap over it effortlessly!

 

[pla4u]

Unfortunately, there is a heard of snails(yea snails) just beyond the poo in the line of jumping...

 

[Anika_1]

Fortunately, the snails did not get crushed in the process of the amazing jump...

 

[pla4u]

unfortunetly the amazing jump ended with a srumble and fall...sending the snails stampeeding?

 

[Little_Lisa]

(LOL at the mental picture i'm having!)

Fortunately, there were some gaucho grasshoppers nearby who were able to calm the stampede and corral the snails.

 

[pla4u]

Unfortunately, the neighbors skirt got cought on the door as she jumped

 

[Guenevere]

Fortunately for the men in the neighborhood, it was revealed that she wasn't wearing any panties when her skirt ripped!

 

[Little_Lisa]

Unfortunately, her tampon string was now visible.

 

[pla4u]

Fortunately the neighborhood men were not wareing there glasses and couldent see that clearly...