mylaiva Joined Apr 14, 2006 Messages 1,384 Reaction score 0 Aug 19, 2006 #261 Unfortunately, her husband also let the lady next door have a "few extra screws" too, lol
Aquilah Joined Feb 22, 2006 Messages 22,700 Reaction score 1 Aug 20, 2006 #262 Fortunately, his wife didn't really care.
mylaiva Joined Apr 14, 2006 Messages 1,384 Reaction score 0 Aug 21, 2006 #263 Unfortunately, her husband cared and he's PISSED
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Aug 22, 2006 #264 Fortunately, he is a 90lb wimp
Little_Lisa Joined Sep 14, 2005 Messages 15,067 Reaction score 2 Aug 22, 2006 #265 Unfortunately, he has a killer dog named Cujo.
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Aug 23, 2006 #266 Fortunately Cujo is on a big chain in the back yard
Little_Lisa Joined Sep 14, 2005 Messages 15,067 Reaction score 2 Aug 23, 2006 #267 Unfortunately, the chain is long and reaches all the way to the next door lady's front door so she is trapped inside.
Unfortunately, the chain is long and reaches all the way to the next door lady's front door so she is trapped inside.
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Aug 23, 2006 #268 Fortunately for the neighbor there is a back door
Little_Lisa Joined Sep 14, 2005 Messages 15,067 Reaction score 2 Aug 23, 2006 #269 Unfortunately, there is a bag of flaming poo on the back door step.
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Aug 24, 2006 #270 Fortunately there is a fire extinguisher handy
Little_Lisa Joined Sep 14, 2005 Messages 15,067 Reaction score 2 Aug 24, 2006 #271 Unfortunately, there is still a bag of poo on the back door step.
Guenevere Joined Jul 25, 2006 Messages 1,646 Reaction score 0 Aug 24, 2006 #272 Fortunately, the neigbor is a championship long jumper and can leap over it effortlessly!
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Aug 24, 2006 #273 Unfortunately, there is a heard of snails(yea snails) just beyond the poo in the line of jumping...
Anika_1 Joined Aug 22, 2006 Messages 282 Reaction score 0 Sep 1, 2006 #274 Fortunately, the snails did not get crushed in the process of the amazing jump...
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Sep 2, 2006 #275 unfortunetly the amazing jump ended with a srumble and fall...sending the snails stampeeding?
Little_Lisa Joined Sep 14, 2005 Messages 15,067 Reaction score 2 Sep 2, 2006 #276 (LOL at the mental picture i'm having!) Fortunately, there were some gaucho grasshoppers nearby who were able to calm the stampede and corral the snails.
(LOL at the mental picture i'm having!) Fortunately, there were some gaucho grasshoppers nearby who were able to calm the stampede and corral the snails.
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Sep 2, 2006 #277 Unfortunately, the neighbors skirt got cought on the door as she jumped
Guenevere Joined Jul 25, 2006 Messages 1,646 Reaction score 0 Sep 2, 2006 #278 Fortunately for the men in the neighborhood, it was revealed that she wasn't wearing any panties when her skirt ripped!
Fortunately for the men in the neighborhood, it was revealed that she wasn't wearing any panties when her skirt ripped!
Little_Lisa Joined Sep 14, 2005 Messages 15,067 Reaction score 2 Sep 2, 2006 #279 Unfortunately, her tampon string was now visible.
pla4u Joined Aug 3, 2005 Messages 4,956 Reaction score 0 Sep 2, 2006 #280 Fortunately the neighborhood men were not wareing there glasses and couldent see that clearly...