Here's some i found on a website just for fun Rosie, LOL
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Unfortunate Last NamesI've always thought my last name was pretty bad. And I mean that in the literal sense. 'Boese' means 'bad' (or angry) in German. But its meaning wouldn't matter much if only English-speaking people could pronounce it (it's 'burr-za', as if it had an 'r' in it... not 'boose'). But I shouldn't feel too sorry for myself, because this guy in Brazil, Mr. Reinhardt Adolfo F*ck, has me beat hands down. As far as I can tell, that really is his name. He must get endless jokes about it.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Thu May 20, 2004 | Permalink | Total Comments: 633
Category: Identity/Imposters
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Biggest real estate agent in Conway, Arkansas was named D*ck Longing. Alas, the company passed to his son, who changed the name to something not funny.
Posted by bobo on Sun Dec 12, 2004 at 07:34 AM
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At Georgia Tech the new engineering/science building is named after Dr. Ernskine Love and his wife Gay. That's right, she was named Gay Love. The building was named the Love Building but it would have been better/funnier if it were named the Gay Love Building.
Posted by Brian on Mon Dec 13, 2004 at 06:25 PM
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one of my college proffesors name was Harry Lhongesta D*ck he siad it was asian or something
Posted by bobby in usa on Tue Dec 14, 2004 at 02:36 PM
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Another Ripley's name: Harry H. Beaver. He was some guy named on a plaque in my church in VA, which always caused screachy laughs from the immature Sunday school kids. And myself.
Posted by Teddy on Wed Dec 15, 2004 at 06:22 PM
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AsianAthlete.com: Athlete Display
There's a Steve Suk that plays hockey for the Macon Whoopie, some Georgia amateur team.
Posted by sanford on Wed Dec 15, 2004 at 06:35 PM
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If I'm such a jock why am I so strapped?
Posted by Pierre in Washington, DC on Sat Dec 18, 2004 at 10:34 AM
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I knew this girl when I was growing up that was named Tammy Turnipseed. I've also come across a Gugi Oygster, Kimberly Wimberly, Ian Frankenstein, and James rides at the door.
Posted by Khatarooski in Sunny California on Mon Dec 20, 2004 at 04:19 AM
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The Urologist that did my vasectomy several years ago was Dr. D*ck Chop.
Posted by Robert in Austin Tx on Thu Dec 30, 2004 at 12:55 PM
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I was driving through Maine with a friend years ago and saw a sign that said "D*ck Swett for Mayor". We laughed all the way to Vermont.
Also, a girlfriend of mine very briefly dated a man name Mike Quatsch - as her friends, we were pretty much compelled to ask her the name of who she was dating, everytime we saw her. All comedy, all the time.
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Here in New Zealand, I work for a large company that has many people with odd names. The two I know personal are an American engineer named Al Christ, who married a local girl called Helen. Think upon that name change.
Then again, down south we have a senior operations manager named Portly Griffith. How appropo the name is I cannot vouch for.
Posted by D F Stuckey in Auckland, New Zealand on Thu Dec 30, 2004 at 05:32 PM
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I remember there was an older woman in my hometown (NRW, germany) and her name was Frau Kaakschiess - which means Poo-shit. I dont know if shes still alive or has any relatives who kept the name. My dad once told me that she wanted people to pronounce her name in a different way, so that it sounds more adequate.
btw. marco bode is a german football player
now bring on some more cool names
Posted by roland in germany on Mon Jan 03, 2005 at 07:04 PM
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In reply to Jules Sep,19 2004. There was a story going around that my father's first wife was called Lettuce. I went to a funeral a few months ago and walking around the creamatorium while having a smoke (oops no pun intended) I found my father' plaque and right next to it LETTUCE PEARCE RIP 1937.
Posted by Peter Pearce in Sydney, Australia on Mon Jan 03, 2005 at 07:47 PM
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No joke - although it sounds like one:
While we were at Bible College in Saskatchewan, Canada, there was a teacher named Mr. Dyck (pronounced as if it were a part of male anatomy). His daughter, Jennifer, married a young man with the last name of Harder.
It was listed in our paper and our college newsletter as the "Dyck-Harder" and "Harder-Dyck" wedding, respectively.
Posted by Maureen in Idaho on Tue Jan 04, 2005 at 03:59 PM
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I was watching the news once and there was this lady talking and the caption under her said her name was India D*ck. I was laughing so hard I was rolling on the floor, that was the best newscast ever!
Posted by kurtis on Tue Jan 11, 2005 at 10:58 PM
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Knew a kid growing up whose last name was Guzzler. Unfortunatley, he joined the Navy. For 2 years his rank was "Seaman." Don't think he enjoyed his time at sea.
Posted by Mac in Geaorgia on Wed Jan 12, 2005 at 05:01 PM
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I used to work retail, and one of our regular customers was Harry Heine (pronounced hairy hiney).... he really was a butt.
Posted by BrookeLyn in FL on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 10:00 AM
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there was loads of people i my school with hilarious names such as Ima D*ck,Ben Dover, D*ck Banucha, Mary Iza Focker and there was a german proffeser called Mr Clit Focker
Posted by gillian fae scotland in scotland on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 10:43 AM
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"I used to work retail, and one of our regular customers was Harry Heine (pronounced hairy hiney).... he really was a butt.
Posted by BrookeLyn on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 10:00 AM" ... I don't get it. Was it a drug store? Did you sell butt stuff? I'm confused
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 11:22 AM
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Reading through the Caterpillar library list of available technical papers, I noticed a publication authored by Amad Fukker.
Posted by Gene Dentino in East Peoria Illinois on Sat Feb 12, 2005 at 10:28 PM
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A square dance caller in Wisconsin has the name Clayton Pidgeon. Thus: Clay Pidgeon
Posted by Gene in East Peoria Illinois on Sat Feb 12, 2005 at 10:56 PM