Originally Posted by
Little_Lisa /img/forum/go_quote.gif I was in JcPenney's today when I felt a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with my butthole so I headed to the bathroom. Normally I don't like to take a dump in public restroom because it grosses me out if the water splashes up but sometimes you have no choice and this was one of those times.
I noticed (smelled) someone else was in there but thought, "Oh, well....maybe they're almost done." I had just barely sat down when I heard the voice of the aforementioned person say, "Hi, how are you?"
I thought it was a little strange since i've never had a convo with a stranger while in a public stall but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine, thanks!"
The girl goes, "So what are you up to?"
What the heck kinda question is that!? At that point I was thinking this was way too bizarre as I answered, "Uhhhh, like you, i'm just sinking a few logs."
I was trying to hold back my laughter but was feeling kinda awkward at the same time so I just decided to hurry up and pinch it off and get out of there when she says, "Can I come over?"
OoooK, this question was just too weird for me but I decided to be polite and end the conversation so I told her, "No.....i'm a little BUSY right now!"
Then I hear her say nervously....
"Listen, i'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall that keeps answering all my questions."
I just stayed in there until she was gone.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the funniest story I have heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1