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Last Friday I took Makayla to Great American Bagel for lunch (a once in a while treat after pre-school). This very obese woman walks into the place and goes over to the Pop Fridge. Makayla sees her and starts pulling on my shirt, "Mommy, mommy, mommy" I *have a feeling* I know what she's going to say, so I keep telling her to wait just a minute. So after about a minute of waiting, Makayla grabs my shirt again and says, Loudly "My GOD, mommy, that lady is fat!" I just about died. I looked at Makayla and said, "We don't talk about people like that." at which point she lowered her voice to a loud whisper and said, "My God mommy, that lady is fat!" I just grabbed her hand and my order and ran out the door.
Then today, I took her to the doctor because she has a urinary tract infection. So, while we're at the store getting her prescription, she's walking around telling everyone that she has a "pain in her vagina" and the doctor said it was a "urine confection".
*sigh*
Kids. I don't need to embarass myself anymore because Makayla does it for me. LOL
One time many, many moons ago, I was working in a Real Estate Lawyer's office and one of the other Eviction Clerks was out sick...so I was super swamped with all of these files. I kept forgetting stuff that day...I had my hair pulled up into a "ratty bun" and each time I would use a pen or pencil, I would stick it in my hair so I wouldn't misplace it...but I kept forgetting where I put them and get another one. By the time I left work, I had about 15 pens/pencils in my hair sticking out in all directions. I was walking to the train with some friend/co-workers who were just laughing it up. I finally figured out what they were laughing about (and others were staring at) when I walked past a store window and saw the pens/pencils. The worst part about it all was that the one guy I had the hots for saw me and died laughing. The next time he met my friends and I at the club, he brought me some pens and pencils.
Then today, I took her to the doctor because she has a urinary tract infection. So, while we're at the store getting her prescription, she's walking around telling everyone that she has a "pain in her vagina" and the doctor said it was a "urine confection".
*sigh*
Kids. I don't need to embarass myself anymore because Makayla does it for me. LOL
One time many, many moons ago, I was working in a Real Estate Lawyer's office and one of the other Eviction Clerks was out sick...so I was super swamped with all of these files. I kept forgetting stuff that day...I had my hair pulled up into a "ratty bun" and each time I would use a pen or pencil, I would stick it in my hair so I wouldn't misplace it...but I kept forgetting where I put them and get another one. By the time I left work, I had about 15 pens/pencils in my hair sticking out in all directions. I was walking to the train with some friend/co-workers who were just laughing it up. I finally figured out what they were laughing about (and others were staring at) when I walked past a store window and saw the pens/pencils. The worst part about it all was that the one guy I had the hots for saw me and died laughing. The next time he met my friends and I at the club, he brought me some pens and pencils.