That's all pretty bad, but I honestly think that I got y'all beat ;D Okay, so I'm 16 right... Don't have a period yet. Not like, irregular, I mean total lack of. Anyhow, every time I go to the doctor they ask when my last one was, and I say that I don't get one. So they look at me funny, and Mom starts making up crap about how my panties are smeared and how it's really light. Both are lies ._. Anyhow, some girls were playing with a tampon in class, and they dared me to show the guys how to use it (my my hands) because "They'll need to know foe their future girlfriends sake", and I'm known for being shameless. But I didn't know how to use it :'( And then one of the girls that has almost every class with me (since 8th grade, too) put it together, because I never carried pads or tampons, I don't like to talk about it, apparently it's strange to never complain about periods, among other things. So pretty much everyone was talking about it, like I was some freak. I think that the only good thing that came out of it was that I got a lot of male attention, probably because they think I'm infertile or something. My worst worst moment though. I'd been really sick, like really bad, when I was 12. And there was blood in my urine. And I'm freaking out, right? So I go get Mom, and she's like, yay, you got your period! But it wasn't my period ._. Long story short, my Mom never asks me about anything like that. One time she told me to mark them on a calendar, and I told her no. But she threatened to take me to the hormone people if I didn't (I've had it checked out before; there's nothing wrong with me) So I agreed and just didn't mark it. And she never brought it up again. We go to buy pads and stuff for her, she never asks. Because she knows that I'll just be like "Naw, I'm good". I have my prep stuff though, tampons and pads for when I DO get it. I bet she checks to see if I've opened the boxes, too XD Now, my Mom's most embarrasing period moment since my birth. She was supposedly past her periods cause she's old ^.^ right? Well she wasn't, and after like 2 years she bled all over her bathroom and the carpets and her chair. Like, I was terrified. And she hadn't even noticed it happened! So Iwalk back to the living room, and I said "Um... you need to clean the bathroom." And she was like "Huh? Why?" "Beeecause you-bled-all-over-it ._." "._." And she got up to check it (she has split feet, that also bleed, so she was super surprised) and didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. But like, I don't know if she broke her bladder or something, but there was SOOO much blood. Like, to where I asked if she needed the hospital. Back to me, though. I kinda hope I don't get one, because you all make it sound really bad ._.